Store Policy

We use Printful to fulfill and ship your orders because Clay once tried shipping stuff himself and accidentally sent a hoodie to Iceland.

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Returns

• If your merch arrives looking like it got tackled by a raccoon, Printful handles it like a pro.

• Returns are typically accepted within 30 days unless you did something wild to the item (like set it on fire or emotionally bonded with it too hard).

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Product Stuff

    •    Everything is printed on demand. That means we don’t keep stock lying around - your item is custom-made, just like Clay’s 1,000 Crocs.
   •    Colors and sizing may vary slightly. Clay calls it “character.”
   •    Please read the size charts so you don’t end up with a crop top you didn’t plan on.

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Clay’s Official “Don’t Be Weird” Policy

    •    Don’t copy our designs. Clay worked really hard on them (or at least yelled directions at a computer until something appeared).
   •    Don’t harass Clay. Unless it’s memes. Then it’s fine.
   •    Don’t expect this brand to make sense. That’s not the business model.

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Need Help?

Still confused?

Want to send us a meme, compliment, complaint, or unsolicited Taylor Swift playlist?

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Head to the Contact page (where you can yell into the void professionally).

Or talk to Printful for actual logistics: Printful Support