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Choose Your Level of Clay Devotion
Whether you’re a casual fan or legally married to Clay’s essence, there’s a plan for your level of emotional instability.
Just Vibes
0$For people who want to feel included without committing to anything — like Clay at group projects.Free Plan- Free mental exposure to Clay’s nonsense
- Occasional public content & product drops
- No perks, but hey — you’re technically part of this now
- Can upgrade any time, but Clay might emotionally guilt you
- Best Value
Married to the Brand
14.99$Every month+$3 Helps Clay recover from sharing his soulThis isn’t a plan. It’s a lifestyle. A legally binding emotional entanglement.3 day free trial- Everything in Certified Claymate
- Bigger, deeper discounts (like Clay’s emotional damage)
- Mystery merch mailings — could be cool, could be socks
- Early voting rights for merch ideas and bad decisions
- Access to exclusive “Clay After Dark” behind-the-scenes
- Your name forever listed on the “Wall of Real Ones”
- Possibly invited to Clay’s wedding anniversary livestream
Certified Claymate
4.99$Every month+$1 To help Clay buy one more OreoFor those who wake up thinking about Crocs, chaos, and Clay’s latest overreaction.7 day free trial- Early access to new merch drops
- Secret discount codes (when Clay remembers to generate them)
- Exclusive digital wallpapers: Clay-themed, Croc-themed, conf
- Access to “ClayMail” — our semi-monthly newsletter full of u
- Random sticker giveaways (when Clay’s feeling generous or bo
- Your name whispered softly into the void once a year
By subscribing to any ClayIsAwesome plan, you agree that your chosen plan will automatically renew every month until you cancel it — because Clay believes in eternal commitment (and also forgot how to turn off auto-billing). Cancel anytime. Seriously. Clay will just stare longingly at the unsubscribe list.
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