Privacy Policy

Hey there. We know privacy policies are boring, confusing, and mostly ignored — kinda like Clay’s audition for The Voice. But we’re legally and morally required (mostly legally) to tell you what’s up.

 

So here it is: the ClayIsAwesome Privacy Policy. Written by humans. Probably. Maybe.

 

What We Collect:

When you visit our site, we may collect the following totally normal, non-creepy stuff:
   •    Your name (if you tell us, we’re not psychic)
   •    Email address (so we can respond with too much enthusiasm)
   •    Shipping info (for sending you awesome stuff)
   •    What items you buy (because duh)
   •    Website activity (so we can see if you’re staring at Clay’s face too long)

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What We DON'T Collect:

    •    Your blood type
   •    Your Spotify Wrapped
   •    Your search history (you’re safe… for now)

 

​Cookies (Not the Oreo Kind, Sorry Clay) 

Yes, this site uses cookies. Not the delicious ones — the website kind that track stuff like what pages you look at. It helps us improve the site, not stalk you.

If that’s not your vibe, you can disable cookies in your browser. But Clay will be mildly offended.

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Who We Share Your Info With

We share your info with:

 

• Printful, because they print and ship your merch

• Payment processors, like Stripe or PayPal — so Clay doesn’t have to personally accept coins by mail

• Analytics tools, for nerdy web stats

 

We do not sell your data, trade it for Crocs, or give it to Clay’s doorframe spouse. Pinky promise.

Emails from Us

You might get:

 

• Order confirmations

• Shipping updates

• Maybe a future newsletter (if Clay ever learns Mailchimp)

 

You won’t get:

 

• Spam

• 3 AM rants about Crocs

• Taylor Swift lyrics (unless requested)

 

You can unsubscribe any time. It won’t hurt Clay’s feelings. (Much.)

 

Your Rights (Yes, You Have Them)

You can:

• Ask what info we have on you

• Request we delete it

• Tell us we spelled your name wrong

  Just contact us and say the magic words: “Hey, please don’t keep my data.” We’ll make it happen.

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Updates to This Policy

This page might get updated if we add new features, fix typos, or Clay gets paranoid about getting in trouble. We’ll update the date and maybe notify you if it’s a big change.

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Final Note

We take privacy seriously — even if we make dumb jokes along the way. Thanks for trusting us with your info, and for being part of the weird, wonderful world of ClayIsAwesome.

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Last Updated: 07/19/2025

Questions? Hit up our Contact page — we read every message (even the unhinged ones).