Is it a towel? Is it a lifestyle choice? Yes.

Wrap yourself in questionable decisions and sublimated softness with the only towel that understands your emotional damage and your hygiene routine. Printed boldly on one side and water-absorbent on the other (because function matters too, apparently), this is the towel Clay would use… if he ever remembered to do laundry.

Perfect for:
• Dramatically storming out of a shower like a sitcom character
• Drying off after a tragic dip in the pool of your own overthinking
• Wrapping around yourself while eating snacks at 2am and rethinking every conversation you’ve had since 2018
• Beach days, spa days, sad days

Specs That Sound Fancy:
• 52% cotton / 48% polyester in the US (math may vary in Europe)
• Fabric weight: Thick enough to feel expensive
• Size: 30″ × 60″ — aka “a whole Clay’s worth”
• Printed on one side (so you always know where the art is)
• Absorbent terry fabric back — for literal and emotional spills
• Product summoned from the mysterious lands of China

Wrap yourself in Clay. Or at least in something that feels like him, emotionally.

This bad boy isn’t chilling in some warehouse waiting for you — nope, it’s handcrafted by the universe just for you the moment you hit “order.” So yeah, it might take a bit longer to get to your doorstep, but hey, making stuff on demand means less clutter in the world (and fewer lonely phone cases crying in a box). Thanks for being thoughtful — Clay says you’re basically a hero.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ClayIsAwesome and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at rileyclayawesome@gmail.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.