This isn’t just a cup. This is a statement. A declaration. A sacred vessel for your carbonated chaos and caffeine dependencies. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee with the intensity of a startup founder or mysterious orange juice from a gas station, this glass is here to make it feel cinematic.

Ideal for:
• Toasting to Crocs like they’re the cornerstone of civilization
• Making intense eye contact with yourself in the mirror mid-sip
• Delivering fake award speeches no one asked for (but you crushed anyway)
• Starring in your own music video while casually drinking apple juice
• Weekly Clay Appreciation Hours™ (whether solo or with the squad)

Product Details (a.k.a. Sip Stats):
• 100% genuine glass (surprising, right?)
• Holds 16 oz. (aka one emotionally satisfying pour)
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe, because we live on the edge
• Imported with love (and probably bubble wrap) from China
• Pairs well with judgmental stares, inside jokes, and dramatic exits

Important Note:
This glass may shatter under heat, pressure, or the weight of your regrets. Hand wash only. But emotionally? It’s 100% safe.

This bad boy isn’t chilling in some warehouse waiting for you — nope, it’s handcrafted by the universe just for you the moment you hit “order.” So yeah, it might take a bit longer to get to your doorstep, but hey, making stuff on demand means less clutter in the world (and fewer lonely phone cases crying in a box). Thanks for being thoughtful — Clay says you’re basically a hero.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Polycyclic Aromatic Hydrocarbon level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ClayIsAwesome and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at rileyclayawesome@gmail.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.