This isn’t just a water bottle — it’s a hydration declaration.

At a mighty 32 ounces, it boldly says:
“I’m not dehydrated, you are.”
Built with vacuum-insulated stainless steel and the spirit of Clay himself, this bottle keeps your drink hot, cold, or passive-aggressively room-temp — whatever matches your vibe.

Features include:
• A wide-mouth straw so your water enters with confidence
• A rotating handle for twirls, tosses, or holding like a tiny suitcase
• A glossy finish shinier than Clay’s future
• Enough capacity to survive a full Clay monologue

Great for hikes, drama, awkward silences, or flexing at the gym.

🚫 Not dishwasher safe (because rebellion).
🧽 Hand-wash only (with love).
🌍 Made on demand, like your best comebacks.

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🛒 Buy it because:

Clay would want you to. And also because it’s so much better than that crusty plastic bottle in your backpack.

This bad boy isn’t chilling in some warehouse waiting for you — nope, it’s handcrafted by the universe just for you the moment you hit “order.” So yeah, it might take a bit longer to get to your doorstep, but hey, making stuff on demand means less clutter in the world (and fewer lonely phone cases crying in a box). Thanks for being thoughtful — Clay says you’re basically a hero.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ClayIsAwesome and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at rileyclayawesome@gmail.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.