Wrap yourself in warmth, questionable life choices, and the slightly chaotic aura of Clay. Whether you’re emotionally fragile, physically cold, or just spiritually lost — this blanket’s got you.

This isn’t just a blanket. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a hug from Clay. It’s an emotional support object that won’t judge you for eating an entire pint of ice cream at 2 AM while texting your ex “hey.”

Perfect for:
• Crying during All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (again)
• Dramatic floor-laying sessions with lo-fi beats and existential dread
• Pretending you’re okay on Zoom calls
• Watching basketball even though you think a “pick and roll” is a type of sushi
• Whimpering, “Clay would understand…”

Features (a.k.a. why this is superior to all other blankets):
• 100% polyester (aka soft like your fragile emotional state)
• Silk-touch fleece fabric — smooth like Clay’s hypothetical criminal record
• One-sided print with a classic white reverse
• Hypoallergenic, flame retardant, and dramatically drapable
• Machine-washable (for when you inevitably cry on it)
• Made on demand just for you, because mass production is so last season

Disclaimer: This blanket will not solve your problems. But it will make you warmer while you pretend they don’t exist.

This bad boy isn’t chilling in some warehouse waiting for you — nope, it’s handcrafted by the universe just for you the moment you hit “order.” So yeah, it might take a bit longer to get to your doorstep, but hey, making stuff on demand means less clutter in the world (and fewer lonely phone cases crying in a box). Thanks for being thoughtful — Clay says you’re basically a hero.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ClayIsAwesome and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at rileyclayawesome@gmail.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.