You need a hoodie that’s as chill as Clay (well, maybe more chill since he talks to doorframes). This soft, smooth, and stylish number is perfect for curling up during those cooler evenings when you’re emotionally unavailable but physically cold.

Why this hoodie?
• Made of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester — because Clay’s life is half chaos, half comfy
• Heather Sport Dark Navy blends are 40% cotton, 60% polyester for that extra mysterious vibe
• Air-jet spun yarn means softness that won’t bail on you or pill up like bad decisions
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for those “I’m thinking deeply” moments
• Quarter-turned body so no weird crease ruins your aesthetic
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect snug fit
• Front pouch pocket: great for hiding snacks, your phone, or existential dread
• Double-needle stitching everywhere, so this thing is basically indestructible (well, almost)

Manufactured with love in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador — we let Clay pick the fabric but he got distracted halfway through.

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Disclaimer: The white hoodie might come off more “vintage off-white” than pure white — like Clay’s morals.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), ClayIsAwesome and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at rileyclayawesome@gmail.com or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.